A take-off on Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a red neck if ..." ;-)) here, here, here, ... a country run by idiots
From the Internet - Just for fun, of course ?
"Unfortunately, it seems that the “black helicopters” got him before he could finish. ;-) "
- If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally…you might live in a country run by idiots…
- If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion…you might live in a country run by idiots.
- If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government…you might live in a country run by idiots…
- If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt…you might live in a country run by idiots…
- If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat…you might live in a country run by idiots.
- If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable…you might live in a country run by idiots.
- If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more…you might live in a country run by idiots.
- If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized
I am adding my versions:
- If you are obese and can get government food stamps, but we can't buy a 24 oz soda with our own money, we might live in a country run by idiots.
- If most of us vote for idiots, we might live in a country run by idiots.