"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
George R Ahearn sent on June 7, 2010
Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy."YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
- You refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor.- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes.- You have more wives than teeth.
- Your beard had 10 years growth and is never washed,
but consider bacon "unclean."- You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.- You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
- You consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs.- You have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four.- Your cousin is president of the United States .
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