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Dilbert vs SalesTypes

A tale of two guys at a party, Dilbert's view

(who goes to a dance?)
Dating at work, in 2017. - A fake GE sexual harrassment video

- what they don't, but should, teach you in sex education class -

Situation	Techie (Dilbert)	SalesType (Clinton)
Get a date for the party?	Three female co-workers turned him down - two needed to wash hair, - one said to get lost	Why bother with old baggage?
Drives to party in	Own reliable square car, full of gas	Borrowed BMW, little gas
- With	$200 in pocket	Borrowed $100
- Wearing	Dull brown sports jacket	Borrowed tux
- Hope?	None, maybe I can find a girl friend?	Condoms in pocket
Arriving	A little early for a better chance	Late, friend wouldn't lend him more money
...	...	...
Sits next to Wall Flower (WF)	After working up courage for 10 minutes	To take a break
- Opening line to WF	"I can differentiate a hypotenuse."	"You have lovely hair, What is your sign?"
- After 5 seconds, WF	Sees a girl friend and leaves	Is smiling at Clinton
- another WF	Passes up empty seat next to Dilbert	Sits on the other side of Clinton, trying to break in
Calls Wall Flowers	"Miss", just like Mommy said	"Sweat Hogs"
Dilbert and Clinton call each other	Dilbert calls Clinton "Jerk"	Clinton calls Dilbert "Wonk"
Dancing	Danced once - She kept looking around, frowning	Danced a lot, Girls smiled a lot
...	...	...
Leaves dance in	Own reliable square car	Borrowed BMW
- With	No one	New girl friend, she has her hand on his crotch.
- With phone numbers	One, made up by WF on the spot	Four "HOT ones"
- With $	Same $200 in pocket	Broke
- Pays for gas	Doesn't need gas	New girl friend pays
- Going to	Own apartment	New girl friend's apartment
- Thinking	"CRAP, another wasted evening :-(( "	" SCORE ;-))"

Dilbert knows that even if he can get a girl friend, all a Clinton has to do is wink at her, and she is gone.